White coat. Heels.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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