my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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