she sounds like chewbacca in bed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
foreskin is a definite game changer
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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