Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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