why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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