Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
NoShamevember. You game?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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