I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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