Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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