is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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