I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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