So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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