Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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