I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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