Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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