You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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