I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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