Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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