we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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