its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
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