just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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