That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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