he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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