Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Randomize