Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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