Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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