operation have a gay friend backfired
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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