Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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