I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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