just come out here and I will go home with you...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Damn victory sex feels great
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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