you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My bed smells like the plague
the raccoons are back...
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