we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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