Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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