try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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