I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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