I cockslap morals
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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