so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You were trust falling into bushes
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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