is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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