But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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