We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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