So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
