i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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