I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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