JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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