Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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