that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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