this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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