No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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