ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If I had your ass I would rule the world
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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