he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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