yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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