this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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