Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
