I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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