'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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