You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
is it fun? or sober?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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