When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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