I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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