Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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